Bev's arrival in the house makes Duckman miss Beatrice desperately. He gives into the persuasive sales pitch of Terry "Duke" Tetzloff and buys a "factory-second, slightly-blemished bride". The bride arrives ... and she is a feral jungle savage, whom Duckman names "Kathie Lee".

Cast: Jason Alexander, Nancy Travis, Gregg Berger, Dweezil Zappa, Elizabeth Daily, Pat Musick, John Astin, Mary Gallagher, Leeza Gibbons, Kristen Johnston, Vic Polizos, Harve Presnell