As the family wonders if Grandma-ma's mind is active, she recalls her youth in a series of flashbacks. The flashbacks hilariously parody the immigrant experiences as portrayed in films like Ragtime and Hester Street, with some Tolstoy and Doctor Zhivago thrown in. Nancy Travis voices Grandma-ma as a young woman.

Cast: Jason Alexander, Nancy Travis, Gregg Berger, Dweezil Zappa, Elizabeth Daily, Pat Musick, Ben Stein