Cornfed throws Duckman a surprise party but he is the only one who shows up. Duckman realizes that there is a reason he doesn't have any friends and must change.

Cast: Jason Alexander, Nancy Travis, Gregg Berger, Elizabeth Daily, Pat Musick, Arye Gross, Jeremy Sisto, Theresa Randle, Alison La Placa, Laura Leighton, Merrill Markoe, Scott Wilk