Duckman and Cornfed travel to a private investigator's convention where Duckman is slated to receive the "Lifetime Achievement Award". There Duckman runs into his former rival from his detective school days, Lauren Simone, who's become a successful sleuth. The two attempt to humiliate each other in front of their peers at the expense of Cornfed. Amy Brenneman guest voices as Lauren.

Cast: Jason Alexander, Nancy Travis, Gregg Berger, Dweezil Zappa, Elizabeth Daily, Pat Musick, Jeff Bennett, Amy Brenneman, Jerry Houser, Walt Reno Jr.