In this nightmare of modern marketing, Duckman sells his identity to a giant corporation which leaves him penniless and nameless. Forced to work as a Wacky "Duckman" Mascot, he conceives a desperate plan to get back his name and/or self-respect. Guest voices include Paul Sorvino, Gilbert Gottfried and Alan Rosenberg.

Cast: Jason Alexander, Nancy Travis, Gregg Berger, Dweezil Zappa, Elizabeth Daily, Pat Musick, Robert Cait, Gilbert Gottfried, Dorian Harewood, Mike Madeoy, Walt Reno Jr., Alan Rosenberg, Paul Sorvino