After hearing Duckman rant about the stupidity of baseball in a bar, an old geezer drops dead - and wills him his minor-league baseball team. In an attempt to increase attendance, Duckman stages wacky and dangerous promotional nights.

Cast: Jason Alexander, Nancy Travis, Gregg Berger, Dweezil Zappa, Jill Goodacre, Tim Curry, Nicole Eggert, Chick Hearn, Kathy Ireland, Tom Kane, Maureen McGovern, Alison Moir