A jersey chaser gets plugged;OCD stands for "of course (you're) dead";a terrorist eats himself to death;an animal abuser gets dog boned;a massage parlor patron has an unhappy ending;a bank robber loses his head.

Cast: Ron Perlman, Mike Tristano, Kevin Suscavage, Pavel Bindra, Khyber Zaffarkhan, Candy Clemente, Boyd Flinders, Ava Cadell, Jules Sylvester, Cynthia Cotharn, Paul Herrera, Philip Hersh, Wayne Hill, Randi Howell, Adrian Iles