Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by bear, old pervert sex-plodes, bride goes down at the altar, package thief gets anthrax surprise, insomniac commits hit & run, bearded hipster drowns, drunk worker's pants explode.

Cast: Ron Perlman, Boyd Flinders, Jules Sylvester, Pat Contri, Gary A. Kauffman, Faryl Saliman Reingold, Carolina Caro, Drew Badger, Eddie Paul, Tansy Alexander, Hal Alpert, Ron Althoff, Michael Coady, Sally Digirolamo, Audrey Linden