Cross dresser has bad start to new year; Girl gymnast does a nasty split; Cremator gets creamed; Liquid cocaine is not an energy drink; Stewardess makes unscheduled landing; Taxidermist stuffs his face; Pumpkin thief gets gourd.

Cast: Ron Perlman, Steven Burstein, Aimee Zannoni, Michael Kurtz, Peter Hartwick, Percy Smith, Jean-Claude Demirdjian, Gary Robbins, Pavel Bindra, Chris Weisbart, Noelle Balfour, Darius Frye, Akilah Ife, Derek Lui, Bill Oberst Jr.