A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders'; Katrina looters get a shock; 1920's pipe-hitting homeboys; phony doctor gets touched by a leper; a mistress loses face; a cell phone user gets disconnected.

Cast: Ron Perlman, Devin Zephyr, Boyd Flinders, Voxx, Rachel Fishman, Gene Ruebsamen, D.J. Grothe, Pavel Bindra, Aswad Ali, Drew Badger, Steven Burstein, John Myers, Dylan Christopher, Brooke Hasalton, Hugh Hinton