A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.

Cast: Ron Perlman, Faryl Saliman Reingold, Steven Burstein, Khyber Zaffarkhan, D.J. Grothe, David 'Shark' Fralick, Boyd Flinders, Ray Chao, Randy Stanger, George Fallieras, Megan Albertus, Jeffrey G. Barnett, Kai Cofer, Ray Cosico, Kevin Eugene Franklin