When Louie's teacher gets ill, Louie gets a crush on the replacement teacher. Louie begins reading Shakespeare, much to Andy's chagrin. Andy tries to order the principal to fire Mrs. Robertson, the replacement teacher. Mrs. Robertson explains she's from the military family and Andy gets her a job at the military academy.

Cast: Louie Anderson, Edie McClurg, Finola Hughes, Stuart Pankin, Miko Hughes, Justin Shenkarow, Debi Derryberry, Meagen Fay, Mark Dakota Robinson, Scott LaRose