Louie doesn't want to listen anymore to Andy's war stories. While at the Military Reunion, Andy admits to Louie he was called Corporal Keister and he was a cook, though his friends from the military insist that he did save them.

Cast: Louie Anderson, Edie McClurg, Justin Jon Ross, Miko Hughes, Justin Shenkarow, Gregg Berger, Eddie Deezen, Scott LaRose, Kevin Ruf, Debi Derryberry