Gasforth Football Club are to play in a qualification game for Premier League, and since this has attracted a lot of tourists and investors, Mayoress Wickham orders the police to make sure everything goes as planned.

Cast: Rowan Atkinson, Mark Addy, Mina Anwar, James Dreyfus, Serena Evans, David Haig, Rudolph Walker, Lucy Robinson, Alan David, Chooye Bay, Neil Maskell