The Gasforth police has to arrest an illegal immigrant. Inspector Raymond C. Fowler first makes sure his officers get an elaborate brainstorming about tolerance and non-discrimination, a particularly sensitive subject for ethnic minority Constables Frank Gladstone (Trinidadian origin) and Habib (Pakistani), so the hypothetical example is a Martian.

Cast: Rowan Atkinson, Mark Addy, Mina Anwar, James Dreyfus, Serena Evans, David Haig, Rudolph Walker, Melvyn Hayes, Colin McFarlane, Lucy Robinson