When Edith discovers a one-armed burglar in her kitchen frying bacon he turns out to be Bob Whitley, an old flame from over fifty years ago, who now wants to get back with her. Phil disapproves and Roger calls Wendy, rather than 999. Spurned by Edith, Bob wants to be arrested but when the police arrive they are more interested in Wendy and Roger.

Cast: Alison Steadman, Rosie Cavaliero, John Cleese, Peter Egan, Jason Watkins, James Cosmo, Naveed Khan, Rebecca Humphries, Anne Reid