Brent and Hank resolve to get even with Old Man Hafford by stealing his crab apples, but get caught. Davis and Wanda team up to get corporate freebies by writing complaints about their products.

Cast: Brent Butt, Gabrielle Miller, Fred Ewanuick, Eric Peterson, Janet Wright, Lorne Cardinal, Tara Spencer-Nairn, Nancy Robertson, Dieter Heuck, Reed O'Neil, Len Crowther