In customs, the most active frisker turns out to be an eagerly men-groping impostor. The immigration officer lets pass even the most absurdly falsified ID. Menial airport staff are selfish, lazy or thievish goodfornothings. A low budget carrier excels in absurd and deceptive tariffs and worthless service. An old bat ruthlessly exploits far too kind 'relations officer' Moses Beacon.

Cast: Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Alice Lowe, Menna Trussler, Jacqueline King, Prem Modgil, Sally Rogers, Richard Sutton, Pippa Bennett-Warner, Geri Horner, Lindsay Duncan