It's the school sports day and Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to make things go smoothly. Alfie sees the day as the perfect chance to challenge Miss Gulliver's ex boyfriend to an endurance event.

Cast: Kae Alexander, Jack Bence, Jack Binstead, Harry Enfield, James Fleet, Hilary Gish, Mathew Horne, Ethan Lawrence, Weruche Opia, Harry Peacock, Nikki Runeckles, Sarah Solemani, Jack Whitehall, Layton Williams