Vicky has some scandal to sell to the press; Anne gets a job as a pianist in a posh restaurant; an elderly couple visit Carol's travel agent to book a cruise.

Cast: Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Charu Bala Chokshi, Sheila Collings, Joann Condon, Deddie Davies, Steve Furst, Stirling Gallacher, James Greene, Sally Hawkins, Margaret Hilder, Barbara Keogh, Ranjit Krishnamma, Yuki Kushida, Joan Linder