Will has finally finished writing Romeo and Juliet and the only problem now is who will play the young lovers. Burbage and Condell naturally see themselves as the leads, how to tell them they no longer pass muster?

Cast: Rosanna Beacock, Dominic Coleman, Tim Downie, Harry Enfield, Jocelyn Jee Esien, Adam Harley, Mark Heap, Dominic Herman-Day, Spencer Jones, David Mitchell, Helen Monks, Rob Rouse, Steve Speirs, Liza Tarbuck, Gemma Whelan