Michael, suffering from writer's block, returns to the cafe to find that Count Arthur has written a novel. When the book turns out to be full of salacious gossip, drastic measures are required to retrieve it from Michael's agent.

Cast: Steve Delaney, Zahra Ahmadi, Richard Betts, Lucy Briers, Oliver Dimsdale, Richard Huw, Rory Kinnear, Andy Linden, Matthew David McCarthy, David Plimmer, Amanda Root, Chris Ryman