Having seen a lavish Busby Berkley number on film Gloria plans to stage a water ballet, based on a raft in the river. The colonel, impressed by his vision, invites several big wigs to watch...

Cast: Windsor Davies, Melvyn Hayes, Don Estelle, Donald Hewlett, Michael Knowles, Christopher Mitchell, John Clegg, Stuart McGugan, Dino Shafeek, Mike Kinsey, Kenneth MacDonald, Andy Ho, Eric Dodson, Roy Heather, Barry Cryer