Mary Jo's dog Brownie may have to be put to sleep. When Bernice is recovering from cataract surgery, Mary Jo calls the vet to hear a grim prognosis for the dog, but Bernice overhears it and believes it is who her is going to be put to sleep.

Cast: Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Jan Hooks, Judith Ivey, Meshach Taylor, Alice Ghostley, Beans Morocco