A wedding between minor European royals is to take place at the hotel and Sam has secured exclusive photo rights, worth a quarter of a million, with an Italian gossip magazine to pay off a huge tax bill. Unfortunately the royal bride elopes with a Canadian equerry so a fake wedding, enacted by staff, is substituted.

Cast: Nigel Harman, Dexter Fletcher, Anna Wilson-Jones, Martin Marquez, Raymond Coulthard, Michael Obiora, Alexandra Moen, Danira Govic, Darius Campbell, Trevor Peacock, Kelly Osbourne, Annabelle Apsion, Eleanor Gecks, Colin Wells, John Savident