The class goes on a field trip to a local tourist enterprise that specializes in absurd Civil War reenactments that defy logic and historical accuracy. The establishment offers the sale of ludicrous items in the "gift shop".

Cast: Wendy Bell, Erynne Bowers, Avery Camp, Natalie Cordone, Alex Frnka, Lanii Johnson, Bubba Lewis, John Archer Lundgren, Stephanie Miras, Nicholas X. Parsons, Zack Pearlman, Joey Pollari, Adam Scharf, Heather Walker, Mark L. Young