Hyacinth may yet become the Barbara Cartland of the West Midland social circuit scene. With a new advert in the local paper offering her services as a guide to social etiquette, she cannot wait to hear from her first client.

Cast: Patricia Routledge, Judy Cornwell, Josephine Tewson, Geoffrey Hughes, Mary Millar, David Griffin, Clive Swift, Robert Rawles, John Waterhouse, Ian Burford