After Ling-Ling's 21st birthday, he is put into foster care for being only 3 "calendar" years old. Meanwhile, a shocking experience with a homemade nipple ring causes Captain Hero to be able to talk with a 12 year old "loser" in the past.

Cast: Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride, Jack Plotnick, Tara Strong, Cree Summer, James Arnold Taylor