Ellen's new neighbors offer to introduce her to a friend who is looking for a ""roommate,"" which, according to Audrey and Barrett, is code for ""girlfriend."" Meanwhile, Paige struggles with her mixed emotions about Ellen's lesbianism.

Cast: Ellen DeGeneres, Joely Fisher, David Anthony Higgins, Clea Lewis, Jeremy Piven, Alice Hirson, Steven Gilborn, Jack Plotnick, Andrea Bendewald, Jennifer Grant, Loretta Fox, Shannon Frank