Mr. Billachi, an elderly former department store Santa, is brought into court for attacking the robot that replaced him. Disheartened by the commercialism of Christmas, he announces his intention to commit suicide, and Dan is the unlikely person who has to convince him that Christmas is still a time of giving and goodwill.

Cast: Harry Anderson, Markie Post, John Larroquette, Charles Robinson, Richard Moll, Marsha Warfield, Joleen Lutz, Hansford Rowe, Terri Hanauer, Mike Finneran, Mary Garripoli, Lisa Melilli, Mel Tormé, Oliver Theess