God tells Joan to do an extra credit English assignment on romance poets, which causes her to question her own love life.

Cast: Joe Mantegna, Mary Steenburgen, Amber Tamblyn, Jason Ritter, Michael Welch, Chris Marquette, Becky Wahlstrom, Jordan David, Haylie Duff, Rick Fitts, Michelle Gardner, Gil Glasgow, Juliette Goglia, Susan Grace, Elaine Hendrix