After telling Colin of his dream where he is in bed with Kara Tointon and served a joint by Paul Weller Moz confesses that he really wants Jenny back and makes a Valentine card for her. However she chose P.C. over him and has now joined the police force herself.

Cast: Johnny Vegas, Kara Tointon, Paul Weller, Ben Crompton, Hanne Steen, Jo Enright, Mick Miller, Graham Duff, Tom Goodman-Hill, Sinead Matthews, David Sant, Ryan Pope, Nicola Reynolds, Elinor Crawley, Emma Fryer