Squig's sister Squendolyn visits and he pays Carmine $100 to keep her busy. She loves Carmine, but her looks put him off. At a party they attend together women hit on him, but he must say no. Can he make her see they're not a match?

Cast: Penny Marshall, David L. Lander, Eddie Mekka, Phil Foster, Leslie Easterbrook, Jineane Ford, Catherine Gilmour, Ivana Moore, Kelbe Nugent