Bert tries to teach Andrew how to have a meaningless fling, but Andrew struggles with not getting attached. Meanwhile, Mike and Janet seek help from Diane to prepare them for Mike's green card interview.

Cast: David Hornsby, Kevin Dillon, Dave Foley, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nancy Lenehan, Rhys Darby, Elizabeth Bogush, Gina Comparetto, Demetrius Grosse, Sheila Shah