The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay.

Cast: Dallas Roberts, Debby Ryan, Christopher Gorham, Sarah Colonna, Arden Myrin, Erinn Westbrook, Kimmy Shields, Michael Provost, Irene Choi, Alyssa Milano, Michael Ian Black, Lance Bass, Gloria Diaz, Caroline Pluta, Beverly D'Angelo