Tim's eyes are pecked out by crows. Cinco advertises the Sleep Watching Chair, a product that helps male friends watch each other sleep. Flamboyant pop group The Paynus Brothers release a new single and start a spanking craze.

Cast: Eric Wareheim, Tim Heidecker, John Ennis, Michael Gross, Marilyn Manson, Bob Odenkirk, Jerry Penacoli, Rainn Wilson, Mark Arnold, Doug Foster, Susan Harmon, Kevin Hawley