Archie keeps a sick Edith so busy cooking for his big St. Patrick's Day party, that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that "hard work is hazardous to her health." When Archie finds out the truth about Edith's illness, he takes steps to make sure she will never "forget" to tell him again.

Cast: Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Danielle Brisebois, George Wyner, Jason Wingreen