With Ed dating former beauty queen Penvelope, Steven hooks up with her friend Clancy Moped. However, their romances are jeopardized when the guys are invited to judge a beauty contest.

Cast: Matt Berry, Robert Bathurst, Doon Mackichan, Tim Downie, Shazad Latif, Paul Whitehouse, Stewart Scudamore, Morgana Robinson, Vic Reeves, Peter Davison, Sophie Colquhoun