Lillian and Beatrice meet Harriet Tubman, who gives them advice on how to create a "brand" for themselves and become famous. Meanwhile, Peepers hires a new servant, and Chair gives birth to baby Kermit.

Cast: Michael Ian Black, Paget Brewster, Beth Dover, Lauren Flans, Christina Hendricks, Alice Hunter, Brian Huskey, David Koechner, Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome, David Wain, Armen Weitzman, Bebe Drake, Daryl J. Johnson, Moshe Kasher