Joy competes with Canadian Joy for Bob's affection. Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair with the mayor takes an unexpected turn. Victoria hires a bodyguard.

Cast: Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick, Betty White, Brian Baumgartner, Missi Pyle, Dave Foley, Michael Burger, Juliocesar Chavez