Threatened by a doctor's kindness toward Tammy, Mark buys her a chimpanzee, which rips off his face; Hank bonds with the chimpanzee via its Bluetooth; David's dog saves him and Mernft Man from a pet snake.

Cast: Adam Malamut, Craig Malamut, Talia Genevieve, Fred Armisen, Kate Flannery, Jake Hart, Leonard Robinson, Joy Valencia, Devin Halliwell