PLEBS follows three desperate young men from the suburbs as they try to get laid, hold down jobs, and climb the social ladder in the big city - a city that happens to be Ancient Rome.
Cast: Tom Rosenthal, Ryan Sampson, Tom Basden
Jason's brother Darius is getting married and Marcus desperately wants to hire out the Crown and Toga for the occasion, while Grumio offers his services as wedding planner. But their plans are threatened when they find out that Darius is a serial jilter. Elsewhere, Marcus clashes with their lazy postman.
The boys begin an archaeological dig in their bar after Grumio unearths an old brooch whilst sitting on the loo, but the death of a professor is cause for concern.
To get some big drinkers into the bar the boys try to infiltrate the local firm of chariot hooligans. Grumio is welcomed by the head of the Green Army, but Marcus gets into bother with Gloria as his new clientele keep smashing up her shop.
During a heatwave, Marcus invests in a new gimmick for the bar - ice. Grumio creates a hat/parasol hybrid that attracts the attention of Severus, a wealthy entrepreneur. Jason and Aurelius join the Knights of Eros - a male escort agency.
The boys gatecrash a posh banquet having received an invitation by mistake. Once there, Marcus attempts to win favour with their host Senator Varus, while Jason seduces bored aristocrat Rufina. Banished to eat with the other slaves, Grumio overhears what he thinks might be a poison plot.
Marcus offers to tutor Gloria's teenage son Barney, while Grumio is mistaken for a schoolboy and soon finds himself recruited into the under-14s boxing team.
The boys set off on a wine-buying trip to Tuscany, but when their cart has a collision on the road they are forced to pull in to a nearby village.