A look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires who've lived together for over 100 years, in Staten Island.
Cast: Kayvan Novak, Harvey Guillén, Natasia Demetriou, Matt Berry, Mark Proksch
The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.
Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.
Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.
Laszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.
The vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.
Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.
A dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.